Messaging For the Mature

£5.99

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Size Guide

One Size

Point of measure:	NB: all measurements are body measurement not garment measurement.
Neck	Neck to be measured at the base of the neck where the collar would normally sit.
Chest	Chest to be measured at the fullest part with the tape close up under the arm.
Waist	Waist to be measured around the natural waistline.
Hip	Hip to be measured around the hip, 20cm or 8" below the natural waistline.
Leg	Leg length to be measured from the crotch down to where your trouser is normally worn.

Chest Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXXL
Inches	33-35	36-38	39-41	42-44	45-47	48-50	51-53
CMs	86-89	91-97	99-104	107-112	114-119	122-127	130-135

Waist Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Inches	27-29	30-32	33-35	36-38	38-41	42-44
CMs	68-74	76-81	84-89	91-97	99-104	107-112

Waist Inches	28	30	32	34	36	38	40
Waist CMs	71	76	81	86	91	97	102

Collar Size
Inches	15	15½	16	16½	17	17½	18
CMs	38	39.5	40.5	42	43	44.4	46
Chest Size (to fit chest upto)
Inches	38	40	42	44	46	48	50
CMs	97	102	107	112	117	122	127

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Product information

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Product code: 4601691-A01

100% PAPER
Wipe Clean

Reviews

Good fun for Grandparents ( I Hope)

UK Delivery

Standard delivery* £3.99 (Free over £50) 3-5 Working Days*

Next day delivery (when ordered before 3pm)** £4.99

International Shipping

Austria / Belgium / Denmark / Finland / France / Germany / Ireland / Italy / Luxembourg / Netherlands / Norway / Poland / Portugal / Spain / Sweden / Switzerland £9.99 Within 5-7 working days

USA / Canada £9.99 10-14 Days****

Australia / New Zealand £14.99 14-21 days****

* Orders placed by 3.00pm will be delivered next working day Mon-Sat, excl. Sundays & public holidays.

** Scottish Highlands and Islands will take 2-3 working days on this service. Excludes Sunday's & Public Holidays

*** Excludes Sunday's & Public Holidays

*** International shipping services are dependent upon home country postal services. The estimated delivery time quoted should serve as guidance only. We cannot guarantee delivery dates or give any indication of when date of delivery will occur.

UK Returns

You may return or exchange items for FREE in-store. If returning items by post please return within 30 days.

Click & Collect

Delivery to our stores in 3-5 days is FREE for any orders over £15 or £2.99 for orders under £15. You cannot currently pay via PayPal or Amazon for Click & Collect deliveries. Click & Collect orders will need to be collected within 28 days of receiving notification of delivery into store. Click & Collect Information